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PostPosted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 6:20 pm    Post subject: Jokes Reply with quote

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Location: Ontario, Canada

Hubby's uncle told us this joke yesterday


I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy" then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling & made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was "Crazy" & give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What in the name of good GOD are you doing?"

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home & recuperate for a couple of days."

I jumped down & walked out of the office..

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "And where do you think you're going?!"

She said, "I'm going home too; I can't work in the dark!!"
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