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Gregan writes "By John Sammon
I think 1981 was the year both Elizabeth Taylor and myself appeared on the daytime soap opera General Hospital, not on the same day, but in different episodes. She of course had a meatier role than I. I was used as set dressing, playing a menacing bad guy.
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Gregan writes " by John Sammon
I got called a narcissist.
Am I a narcissist?
I’m not a narcissist.
What is a narcissist?
A person who has grandiose feelings about their own self-importance.
Oh, yeah! That’s me! C’mon! You think I’m going to go through life conceding
that I’m just like everybody else? I don’t have any right to feel special? Oh,
sure! It’s okay for Paris Hilton to have a fun life and be the center of
attention, but not me. I’m just a nobody and should be content to be so.
Right!
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Gregan writes "By John Sammon
Here is a short compilation of the outstanding features of world religions and how they have been interpreted.
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By W. Bruce Cameron
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend's father, who I believe suspected me of wanting to place my hands on his daughter's chest. He would open the door and immediately affect a good-naturedly murderous expression, holding out a handshake that, when gripped, felt like it could squeeze carbon into diamonds.
Now, years later, it is my turn to be the dad. Remembering how unfairly persecuted I felt when I would pick up my dates, I do my best to make my daughter's suitors feel even worse. My motto: wilt them in the living room and they'll stay wilted all night.
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Gregan writes "By John Sammon
A favorite insult is to call someone you’re not impressed with or want to ridicule a “loser.”What is a loser?
Let’s assume it’s accurate.
What are you losing if you’re a “loser?”
Not being a loser to most people must simply mean the attainment of money and the purchase of things. Things purchased are proof you’re not a loser. In other words, you’re so insecure a person, the mere purchase of things will convince you you’re not a loser.
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Gregan writes "By John Sammon
What do you do when you haven’t taken a vacation for years, and you’re so over-worked you can’t remember your name? Do something stressful. I’m being facetious. But not much.
I wanted to go to the South Seas and become a bearded Paul Gauguin, but agreed to a lesser trip to San Francisco for two days because of bills including putting braces on my twelve-year-old daughter’s teeth. Driving there, I noted that people are insane
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Gregan writes "By John Sammon
I can't figure it out, and I've thought about it, but why is "God bless America" a popular saying? It seems somehow, elitist, exclusionary. I mean, if we go by inference, what's between the lines, or what remains unsaid, if God blesses America, what about the rest of the world?
Why would God bless America if he did bless it (assuming God is a he)?
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Gregan writes "By John Sammon
The following is an unauthorized biographical interview I did with Sarah Palin's subconscious.
Me - Sarah, you recently forced Obama's advisor Rahm Emanuel to apologize for using the word "retarded," saying it was an insult to your son. Was that a publicity stunt or an attempt to re-write the English language?
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Gregan writes "Ho Ho Ho!
by John Sammon
Can you see the logic?
The close relationship, the natural progression, from one thought to the next?
Each year at Christmas we celebrate the birth of a First Century AD Galilean holy man and prophet, who preached, according to what we find in the Bible, humility, forbearance, sweetness and frugality. We celebrate this with an orgy of retail spending.
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Gregan writes "By John Sammon
What is golf? You take a metal rod with a head on it, and hit a little white ball towards a hole in the ground.
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