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| Humour: Liz and I on General Hospital |
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Gregan writes "By John Sammon
I think 1981 was the year both Elizabeth Taylor and myself appeared on the daytime soap opera General Hospital, not on the same day, but in different episodes. She of course had a meatier role than I. I was used as set dressing, playing a menacing bad guy.
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Posted by User on Sunday, January 16 @ 23:23:23 EST (410 reads)
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| Humour: I'm Not a Narcissist |
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Gregan writes " by John Sammon
I got called a narcissist.
Am I a narcissist?
I’m not a narcissist.
What is a narcissist?
A person who has grandiose feelings about their own self-importance.
Oh, yeah! That’s me! C’mon! You think I’m going to go through life conceding
that I’m just like everybody else? I don’t have any right to feel special? Oh,
sure! It’s okay for Paris Hilton to have a fun life and be the center of
attention, but not me. I’m just a nobody and should be content to be so.
Right!
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Posted by User on Thursday, October 07 @ 23:34:34 EDT (586 reads)
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| Humour: A Short Primer on World Religions |
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Gregan writes "By John Sammon
Here is a short compilation of the outstanding features of world religions and how they have been interpreted.
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Posted by User on Tuesday, August 17 @ 21:31:11 EDT (238 reads)
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| Humour: 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter |
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By W. Bruce Cameron
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend's father, who I believe suspected me of wanting to place my hands on his daughter's chest. He would open the door and immediately affect a good-naturedly murderous expression, holding out a handshake that, when gripped, felt like it could squeeze carbon into diamonds.
Now, years later, it is my turn to be the dad. Remembering how unfairly persecuted I felt when I would pick up my dates, I do my best to make my daughter's suitors feel even worse. My motto: wilt them in the living room and they'll stay wilted all night.
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Posted by User on Thursday, July 22 @ 21:23:51 EDT (432 reads)
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| Humour: Sarah Palin's Subconscious Interview |
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Gregan writes "By John Sammon
The following is an unauthorized biographical interview I did with Sarah Palin's subconscious.
Me - Sarah, you recently forced Obama's advisor Rahm Emanuel to apologize for using the word "retarded," saying it was an insult to your son. Was that a publicity stunt or an attempt to re-write the English language?
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Posted by User on Tuesday, February 16 @ 18:25:59 EST (324 reads)
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| Humour: 10 Reasons why Christmas is Ridiculous |
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Gregan writes "Ho Ho Ho!
by John Sammon
Can you see the logic?
The close relationship, the natural progression, from one thought to the next?
Each year at Christmas we celebrate the birth of a First Century AD Galilean holy man and prophet, who preached, according to what we find in the Bible, humility, forbearance, sweetness and frugality. We celebrate this with an orgy of retail spending.
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Posted by User on Thursday, December 17 @ 21:53:10 EST (390 reads)
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Gregan writes "By John Sammon
What is golf? You take a metal rod with a head on it, and hit a little white ball towards a hole in the ground.
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Posted by User on Saturday, November 07 @ 12:17:53 EST (427 reads)
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Gregan writes "By John Sammon
Since nobody uses it, why do we have the word “ouch,” the sound you make when you hurt yourself?
Where did this word come from? There is no doubt, back in the mists of time, when small men with giant reproductive organs walked the earth looking for women and wearing animal skins, they made up the first words by making similar sounds to the thought they wanted to express, or the danger they wanted to communicate.
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Posted by User on Wednesday, October 28 @ 23:57:21 EDT (276 reads)
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